Hung Doesn't Deliver

So the story behind the new HBO show Hung goes as such, Guy has bad luck, wife leaves him, house burns down, kids decide to go live with mom, shitty job, etc etc. So, down on his luck he turns to prostitution. Apparently the guy has a huge dick, hence the title of the show. Unfortunately, we never get know for sure. You see, the only reason I tuned into Hung, other than the slight curiosity, was to see the guy’s dick. It’s on HBO and since Oz was a veritable sausage fest I didn’t think it was to far-fetched to think they’d show some ween. All in all the show was all right. I’ll check it out again, but I wasn’t overly impressed. One thing I was impressed with was the daughter. It was really refreshing to see a girl on TV that wasn’t stick thin even though she was sort of a cunt.

I'm not the same person I was four years ago. I used to be very selfish, self-centered, bitchy, shallow, obnoxious, and sort of closed-minded. While I am still some of those things, it's definitely not as strong. I was kind of a shitty person, but I was also self-confident, outgoing, happy, and didn't take shit from anyone. I don't particularly like the person I have become. She's afraid of everything and won't take any sort of risk. She has very little confidence and no sense of self-worth. She's totally self-conscious even writing this bullshit. I feel like a shell of a human being, as overdramatic as that sounds. My life has completely fallen apart and I have no idea how to even begin to fix it. I guess I just have a terrible case of the blahs (if by blahs you mean moderate depression).
Let's hope things start to look up soon. I don't know how much more of this I can handle.

Lamesauce

I need to live a more interesting life so I have something to write here. I'm not sure why I started this blog. I suppose I was bored and feeling overdramatic. That's probably it. I mean look at the title it's way to dramatic. She was born on the wrong side of the Atlantic? Ugh. Yes, I wish I was in the UK and my humor and other aspects of my personality would fit in perfectly over there, but I do have a lot of American qualities as well. I'll have to think of a new name in addition to becoming more interesting.